*fzzz*

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the chipper voice from every radio, TV, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

GREETINGS LOVELY CITIZENS! Your Mouse in the house here, I just wanted you all to know that I have paved this so called Misery Square into something much more uplifting. Now it's just a square! Please visit and enjoy to your hearts content. Do gaze into the brand spanking new fountain, maybe you'll find something you want, maybe no~t. I'm taking the guard rails out, who really cares about safety right?

The Fountain