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[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

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Hiiiiii citizens! We're glad you've met our newest returning sister ♥

I have a very special list for the city. The weather's getting wa~rme~r and the good citizens all seem to need it...! So for your listening pleasure, Mix Master Mouse presents:

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The OH EM GEE Give It To Me Now Playlist
“#1 Crush” – Garbage
“Blister in the Sun” – The Violent Femmes
“Closer” – Nine Inch Nails
“Crash” – Gwen Stefani
“Creep” – TLC
“Crush” – Dave Matthews Band
“Dangerous” – Depeche Mode
“Erotica” – Madonna
“Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me” – U2
“Hot in Herre” - Nelly
“How Many Licks” – Li’l Kim
“Human Nature” – Madonna
“Inside of You” - Hoobastank
“I Touch Myself” – The Divinyls
“I’m a Slave 4 U” – Britney Spears
“Instant Pleasure” – Rufus Wainwright
“Justify My Love” – Madonna
“Kiss” – Prince
“Meet Me in the Red Room” – Amiel
“Orgasm Addict” – Buzzcocks
“Sex (I’m a)” – Berlin
“Sexy Back” – Justin Timberlake
“Smooth” – Santana, Rob Thomas
“Space Lion (4 Hero Remix)” - Yoko Kanno
“Stinkfist” – Tool
“Suck My Kiss” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
“The Bad Touch” – Bloodhound Gang
“The Lemon Song” – Led Zeppelin
“Vanilla” - Gackt
“Velvet Goldmine” – David Bowie
“Venus in Furs” – Velvet Underground
“Wicked Game” – Chris Isaak
“You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It)” – Ice Cube

On shuffle and rotation a~ll da~y lo~ng. And no...

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THERE WILL BE NO BARRY WHITE

Enjoy ♥