Modest Mouse

"Smell that! That's gasoline you smell in there. You can't buy any perfume in the world that smells as sweet."

"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second."

"Overkill means pouring another pail of gasoline on a baby citizen that's already burning nicely."

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh..........MOUSE DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEVER.

Citizens. These:



To the Dei~ty O~ffi~ce...bring bring bring them!

[ooc: See here for June Plot details! Backdated to the morning instead of the afternoon ;-;]

VIDEO FEED ACROSS THE NETWORK, IN UR SKY WRITIN' THINGS

[The sound of a plane is unmistakable as it begins scrawling letters in the sky that hovers blue over the City Square.]

Moooouuuuuse boooouuuughhhht theeeee aiiiiiiiiirrrplaaaaaane.....!

Heeeeeeeeeee.....!

[And the word of the day is--]

Ci~ty...! Ciiiiiiiiity...! Not Undersea City!

City!

City!

City!

Mouse has the next word.

Mouse knows you want it.

P A I N
// elaborate //

Citizens have until FRIDAY. Write long! Write short! Write lies! Write truths! Just tell Mouse and friends alllllllll about it ♥

Good works of word art get cookies, cookies that keep a curse away! Bad works of word art get...get...

What do Deities do to Citizens with bad works of word art?!

[ooc: This is the second of the City's One Word Exams! See the first assignment for more information if you missed it!]

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. Then giggles. She waits for the next bird to challenge her....and the lasers.]

Tick tick tickety tock!

That's the sound of a different clo~ck.

Tock tock tockety tick!

Citizens parole and get out qu~ick.

Bad citizens are bad.

First they don't let Mouse and friends take care of them.

The~n they get sick. Sick sick sick sick si~ck...!

Citizens know what comes next.

Or do they?

Listen up City

One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeeer, take one down and pass it around, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

One hundred bottles, ha~ve so~me. Drink it all while the month ticks away. A curse? Ne~ve~r. A decree? A~bso~lu~tely!

SO BE GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!

Cry. Cry cry cry. All they do is cry.

Fine. Sharing is caring, if good citizens want to be good samaritans and drink for their friends then fine.

If they have to drink the jailbait juice then fine.

Where did the fun go?

Warden Nominations!

Ma~ke the~m ♥

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Death the Kid (anti_symmetry)
Kurosaki Ichigo (strawberried)
Ishida Uryuu (anti_buttons)
Byakuran (killing_sweep)
Maito Gai (gohardwork)

( ooc )

[Accidental Voice Post deities don't have accidents. Fzzt crackle pop.]

--EEeeEeeEeeeEeeEEEeeEee!!!

[Metal clanging and steam bursting.]

MOUSE DOESN'T KNOW DEFEAT.

IT ISN'T FAIR.

Voice Post//Transcription to Text//Soundwave Invasion

Did our pretty City enjoy their wishes??

[Fzzz! Crackle.]

Eeeeee... this is Uncle Paulie's job.

Okay ants, citizens, people of the City! Listen up!

WARDEN NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN CLOSED

Nominate your fearless leader! Nominate your friend! Nominate your family!

It doesn't mean they'll wi~n the ele~ctio~n...!

[Crackle crackle hsssst.]

Fine Fine you can nominate yourself too if you think you're up to it ♥

Nominations are clo~sed...!

( The Nominees )

[ooc: Characters are to nominate other characters (or themselves) ICly please, and in Mouse's entry. Keep in mind that only characters approved prior to March 30 can actually run in the election. The election will take place as a poll post on April 4. For the sake of efficiency, please include the LJ username of the character being nominated, all inclusion of usernames is automatically considered an OOC reference of course. And have fun!

Nominations are closed guys. Last one was accepted at 12:44am EST!]

I'm laaaaaaate I'm laaaaaaate!

Please don't take it out of Mouse's payche~ck...

Now citizens, toys ♥?