*fzzz*

[mechanicalmouse]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

Well well well, it seems as if SOME of you citizens feel the female sex worthy only of delivering your spawn. Rest assured, this transgression will not go unnoticed!

[*scrrch*]

Ichinomiya Kantarou: Did you know that some believe with pregnancy comes power? Will you see your youkai in such a delicately feminine condition??

Mr. Corinthian: This will only reinforce your homosexuality, and I speak for all females when I say we're better off without your seed.

Neither of you will be spared. The City itself will see fit to choose who else shall be punished!!

[*fzzzz screeee*]

It begins at midnight!

Comments

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Oh, Christ, Cori...

[pandakyuu.livejournal.com]

Mouse and Kyuu punish! ♥

[hottesthoushi.livejournal.com]

Huh...?

Is there something wrong with wanting children?

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Wanting and expecting are too very different things, good citizen.

[rubyred-sight.livejournal.com]

What's gonna happen to me?!

[hottesthoushi.livejournal.com]

...?

Isn't that generally what comes from a marriage?

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you too should watch the time strike midnight, dear monk~♥

[hottesthoushi.livejournal.com]

...

It's... It's not as if I meant it in a bad way.

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

That's rather quite all right, I'm already expecting, and the baby and I are quite fine, thaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuu ~ ♥

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Well said.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

They de~se~rve i~t don't you think, Kyuu?

[pandakyuu.livejournal.com]

Kyuu think so with whole heart! ♥ Furry-insect need punishment too~!

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

My lady agrees! Please enjoy the show, won't you~♥

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT, CITIZEN.

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

Immensely. I volunteer my servant, Alucard, as well. He has been bothering me with the idea of children. He can turn into female, he wants some, he should bear them.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

You are quite an anomaly, dear angel.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PREVENT WHAT IS TO BE, CONSTANTINE.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

May his day be filled with much of a learning experience then...!

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Try me, luv.

((OOC: I AM JOHN. BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF POKERFACE LOL DEVILS 'N' GAWD. ))

[one-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

And you are quite verbose for someone soon sharing a dormitory with your precious maggots, dear God.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to wait for to~mo~rro~w the~n, magus~♥

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fuck Kantarou I will fucking kill you if I live to see the end of tomorrow, and even if I don't I will crawl back from the grave to take you down with me. I didn't do anything.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

YOUR WORDS SPURRED THE MATTER AT HAND. DO NOT DENY THIS.

Private to Cori // Hackable

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Cori, you did something if a bleedin' deity is crawlin' up your arsehole for it.

Think I just damned myself too.

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

I didn't do shit! Kantarou fucking said it, fuck!

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Don't believe you.

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, then.

((OOC: whut, is it already starting??))

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

With something in the oven? Doubt you'd be comfortable enough.

((OOC: OH NOES. THE HARNESSES HAVE COME DOWN. THE ROLLER COASTER TRAIN IS READY TO GO. SECONDS TO THE BUTTON BEING PUSHED TO MAKE IT GOOOO... IN TEN... NINE...))

[so-very-greedy.livejournal.com]

Shit, what are you babbling about?

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[bitingnightmare.livejournal.com]

....

((OOC: initiate blast off))

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Please wait and see, Mr. Greed, patience is a virtue~♥

[so-very-greedy.livejournal.com]

Aaawww, I hate waitiiiiiing. I'm greedy, not patient. You're gonna' keep me all suspenseful.

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

[silkcutremix.livejournal.com]

Come on...

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

It makes the pay off all the more sweet~♥

[violentflutist.livejournal.com]

See, Greed? Even the deities think waiting makes it damn better in the end~

[so-very-greedy.livejournal.com]

Aw.

[so-very-greedy.livejournal.com]

If you say so.

[violentflutist.livejournal.com]

Which makes it true.