*fzzz*

Oct. 27th, 2006 07:46 pm
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[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

Well well well, it seems as if SOME of you citizens feel the female sex worthy only of delivering your spawn. Rest assured, this transgression will not go unnoticed!

[*scrrch*]

Ichinomiya Kantarou: Did you know that some believe with pregnancy comes power? Will you see your youkai in such a delicately feminine condition??

Mr. Corinthian: This will only reinforce your homosexuality, and I speak for all females when I say we're better off without your seed.

Neither of you will be spared. The City itself will see fit to choose who else shall be punished!!

[*fzzzz screeee*]

It begins at midnight!

Date: 2006-10-28 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Oh, Christ, Cori...

Date: 2006-10-28 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PREVENT WHAT IS TO BE, CONSTANTINE.

Date: 2006-10-28 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Try me, luv.

((OOC: I AM JOHN. BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF POKERFACE LOL DEVILS 'N' GAWD. ))

Date: 2006-10-28 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
You'll just have to wait for to~mo~rro~w the~n, magus~♥

Date: 2006-10-28 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandakyuu.livejournal.com
Mouse and Kyuu punish!

Date: 2006-10-28 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
They de~se~rve i~t don't you think, Kyuu?

Date: 2006-10-28 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandakyuu.livejournal.com
Kyuu think so with whole heart! ♥ Furry-insect need punishment too~!

Date: 2006-10-28 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hottesthoushi.livejournal.com
Huh...?

Is there something wrong with wanting children?

Date: 2006-10-28 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
Wanting and expecting are too very different things, good citizen.

Date: 2006-10-28 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hottesthoushi.livejournal.com
...?

Isn't that generally what comes from a marriage?

Date: 2006-10-28 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
Perhaps you too should watch the time strike midnight, dear monk~♥

Date: 2006-10-28 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hottesthoushi.livejournal.com
...

It's... It's not as if I meant it in a bad way.

Date: 2006-10-28 03:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubyred-sight.livejournal.com


What's gonna happen to me?!

Date: 2006-10-28 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT, CITIZEN.

Date: 2006-10-28 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
That's rather quite all right, I'm already expecting, and the baby and I are quite fine, thaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuu ~ ♥

Date: 2006-10-28 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
You are quite an anomaly, dear angel.

Date: 2006-10-28 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-of-heaven.livejournal.com
And you are quite verbose for someone soon sharing a dormitory with your precious maggots, dear God.

Date: 2006-10-28 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steeldame.livejournal.com
Well said.

Date: 2006-10-28 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
My lady agrees! Please enjoy the show, won't you~♥

Date: 2006-10-28 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] steeldame.livejournal.com
Immensely. I volunteer my servant, Alucard, as well. He has been bothering me with the idea of children. He can turn into female, he wants some, he should bear them.

Date: 2006-10-28 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
May his day be filled with much of a learning experience then...!

Date: 2006-10-28 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Fuck Kantarou I will fucking kill you if I live to see the end of tomorrow, and even if I don't I will crawl back from the grave to take you down with me. I didn't do anything.

Date: 2006-10-28 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
YOUR WORDS SPURRED THE MATTER AT HAND. DO NOT DENY THIS.

Private to Cori // Hackable

Date: 2006-10-28 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
Cori, you did something if a bleedin' deity is crawlin' up your arsehole for it.

Think I just damned myself too.

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

Date: 2006-10-28 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
I didn't do shit! Kantarou fucking said it, fuck!

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

Date: 2006-10-28 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitingnightmare.livejournal.com
Fuck you, then.

((OOC: whut, is it already starting??))

Re: Private to Cori // Hackable

Date: 2006-10-28 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkcutremix.livejournal.com
With something in the oven? Doubt you'd be comfortable enough.

((OOC: OH NOES. THE HARNESSES HAVE COME DOWN. THE ROLLER COASTER TRAIN IS READY TO GO. SECONDS TO THE BUTTON BEING PUSHED TO MAKE IT GOOOO... IN TEN... NINE...))

Date: 2006-10-28 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com
Shit, what are you babbling about?

Date: 2006-10-28 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
Please wait and see, Mr. Greed, patience is a virtue~♥

Date: 2006-10-28 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com
Aaawww, I hate waitiiiiiing. I'm greedy, not patient. You're gonna' keep me all suspenseful.

Date: 2006-10-28 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com
It makes the pay off all the more sweet~♥

Date: 2006-10-28 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com
If you say so.

Date: 2006-10-28 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violentflutist.livejournal.com
See, Greed? Even the deities think waiting makes it damn better in the end~
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