mechanicalmouse: (staff of victory)
mechanicalmouse ([personal profile] mechanicalmouse) wrote2010-02-07 04:09 pm

Gear 40

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. Then giggles. She waits for the next bird to challenge her....and the lasers.]

[identity profile] notaleftover.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Overkill much?

[identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
A clean shot hit blow! I LOVE IT.

[identity profile] rumblelina.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
The feathers fly so prettily~

[identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
A big poof!

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you do that?! He didn't do anything to you!

[identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Birdie lands on Mouse and friend's building, birdie says goodbye.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's not fair. How was that poor pigeon supposed to know he wasn't allowed to sit there? What about his little pigeon family? You're destroying lives here.

[identity profile] laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Save the pieces. We can have dinner made.

[identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Less laser, more meat left?

[identity profile] laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Delicious and expeditious.

[identity profile] toonurturing.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Mistress Mouse.

[identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but............

[identity profile] toonurturing.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'll fetch some peregrines.

[identity profile] laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Pigeon population control.

I'm a carnivore. It's my role. It's Darwinian. Don't break the food chain.

[identity profile] toonurturing.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
The natural method it is, then.

Falcons.

[identity profile] toonurturing.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you promise to consume all of it, and put use to the feathers.

[identity profile] laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll make you a very charming hat.

[identity profile] toonurturing.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Acceptable use.

[identity profile] ofiodine.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
At least you'll cut back on the shit build-up.

voice;

[identity profile] has-espn.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ew.