Gear 40

[mechanicalmouse]

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. Then giggles. She waits for the next bird to challenge her....and the lasers.]

Comments

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

Overkill much?

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

No.

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

A clean shot hit blow! I LOVE IT.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

CLEAN SHOT. WAS CLEAN.

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

The feathers fly so prettily~

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

A big poof!

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Why'd you do that?! He didn't do anything to you!

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Birdie lands on Mouse and friend's building, birdie says goodbye.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

That's not fair. How was that poor pigeon supposed to know he wasn't allowed to sit there? What about his little pigeon family? You're destroying lives here.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Save the pieces. We can have dinner made.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Less laser, more meat left?

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Tasty and nutritious.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Chewy and crunchy!

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Delicious and expeditious.

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

Mistress Mouse.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

Sabiiiiiiiiine?

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

Animal cruelty.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but............

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

I'll fetch some peregrines.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Pigeon population control.

I'm a carnivore. It's my role. It's Darwinian. Don't break the food chain.

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

The natural method it is, then.

Falcons.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

Save some for me.

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

Only if you promise to consume all of it, and put use to the feathers.

[laszlo-jamf.livejournal.com]

I'll make you a very charming hat.

[toonurturing.livejournal.com]

... Acceptable use.

[ofiodine.livejournal.com]

At least you'll cut back on the shit build-up.

voice;

[has-espn.livejournal.com]

...Ew.