mechanicalmouse: (staff of victory)
mechanicalmouse ([personal profile] mechanicalmouse) wrote2010-02-07 04:09 pm

Gear 40

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. Then giggles. She waits for the next bird to challenge her....and the lasers.]

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you do that?! He didn't do anything to you!

[identity profile] mechanicalmice.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Birdie lands on Mouse and friend's building, birdie says goodbye.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-02-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's not fair. How was that poor pigeon supposed to know he wasn't allowed to sit there? What about his little pigeon family? You're destroying lives here.