Gear 6

Now aren't you all glad we have real medicine around here? I saw some of you good citizens trying to bleed the rot out of each other with leeches, how primitive. Don't worry, that was just a little seasonal fun, and only the beginning~♥

*fzzz*

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

Well well well, it seems as if SOME of you citizens feel the female sex worthy only of delivering your spawn. Rest assured, this transgression will not go unnoticed!

[*scrrch*]

Ichinomiya Kantarou: Did you know that some believe with pregnancy comes power? Will you see your youkai in such a delicately feminine condition??

Mr. Corinthian: This will only reinforce your homosexuality, and I speak for all females when I say we're better off without your seed.

Neither of you will be spared. The City itself will see fit to choose who else shall be punished!!

[*fzzzz screeee*]

It begins at midnight!