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LISTEN UP CITY, MOUSEY MOUSE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ♥

Wedding =/= Legal Marriage

Legal Marriage = So~cia~l Be~ne~fi~ts

If you want to receive benefits you MUST fill out Form BMOYL-69 which you can request at our fabulous Office Building! We know what you're thinking:

YES you can marry your One True Love
YES you can marry your Gender of Calling
YES you can marry between religions
YES you can marry between species
YES you can marry because she's pregnant
YES you can marry just for the money
YES you can marry more than one person

BENEFITS ARE AS FOLLOWS
5% off the fine for getting caught fornicating in a public space
5% off the fine for getting caught fornicating on public transportation
10% off the price of vasectomies at City General
10% off the price of tubal ligations at City General
FREE conjugal visits to a spouse in the prison
5% off safety and contraceptives during conjugal visits (mandatory)

Not to mention joint taxes on property and income and yadda yadda bo~ri~ng...!

TO THE POLYGAMOUS POLYAMOROUS THE GREEDY, NO YOU CANNOT COMBINE DISCOUNTS PER SPOUSE

AMENDMENT
DIVORCE BENEFITS: the freedom of being released from your marital chains
10% off usage of Xanadu to divide and conquer your affects (15% if bloodstains are minimal)

Case closed!

Thanks a lot, Chicken Hawk for blowing the lid on our operation. Inside trading tips, now.

[ooc: Yes it's for the lulz. Characters can godmod forms or flail about having to fill them out ♥]