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Gear 47

MOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSE HAAAAAAAAAAAAATES INTRUDERS!

HATE HATE HATE.

GET OUT. GET OUT. Citizens! Tons and tons and tons of Citizens! One intruder! RUN HER OUT. CITIZENS CAN DO IT.

DO IT.

....or else....Mouse....begs....

( ooc: task info under the cut! )

Gear 46

"Smell that! That's gasoline you smell in there. You can't buy any perfume in the world that smells as sweet."

"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second."

"Overkill means pouring another pail of gasoline on a ~~baby~~ citizen that's already burning nicely."

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh..........MOUSE DOESN'T NEED TO BE CLEVER.

Citizens. These:

To the Dei~ty O~ffi~ce...bring bring bring them!

[ooc: See here for June Plot details! Backdated to the morning instead of the afternoon ;-;]

Gear 45

VIDEO FEED ACROSS THE NETWORK, IN UR CITY POSTING THINGS

[In the dead of night there's something--someone--leaving curious marks all over the City. There's one here in yellow, another there in blue, and several more in pinks, oranges, purples. Each piece bears a word of utmost import, could it be a hex? A deadly incantation?

On a streetlight: STREETLIGHT

On a window: WINDOW

On a mailbox: STONE AGE CHAT

On a can of soup: LAZY FOOD

On a dog trying to run away: DOGGI--]

Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...!

[Mouse chases after the poor frightened pooch, trailing a cloud of post-its bearing random words in her wake.]

Mouse is only heeeeeelpiiiiiiiing...!

( ooc: notes for the memory event )

Gear 44

VIDEO FEED ACROSS THE NETWORK, IN UR SKY WRITIN' THINGS

[The sound of a plane is unmistakable as it begins scrawling letters in the sky that hovers blue over the City Square.]

Moooouuuuuse boooouuuughhhht theeeee aiiiiiiiiirrrplaaaaaane.....!

Heeeeeeeeeee.....!

[And the word of the day is--]

Gear 43

AUDIO FEED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NETWORK

[ screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (high pitched feedback) then the feed is clear again ]

Thump thump thump thump thump thump thump.

[ it's the sound of cupcakes being dumped all over the City, in the streets, into chimneys, in the bathtub?! it's just cupcakes everywhere okay ]

Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch! Scrrrtch!

[ that's the sound of scotch tape being torn to put these lovely pages on every wall: Page I | Page II ]

. . . . . . .

. . . . . . .

Whew!

[ click ]

( ooc notes for the end of the Slug Plot )

Gear 42

Ci~ty...! Ciiiiiiiiity...! Not Undersea City!

City!

City!

City!

Mouse has the next word.

Mouse knows you want it.

P A I N
// elaborate //

Citizens have until FRIDAY. Write long! Write short! Write lies! Write truths! Just tell Mouse and friends alllllllll about it ♥

Good works of word art get cookies, cookies that keep a curse away! Bad works of word art get...get...

What do Deities do to Citizens with bad works of word art?!

[ooc: This is the second of the City's One Word Exams! See the first assignment for more information if you missed it!]

Gear 41

VIDEO: STARTS

[THIS IS THE CITY'S CCTV SYSTEM.

THIS IS THE CITY'S CCTV SYSTEM FILMING SHEEP BEING HERDED INTO THE SQUARE.]

Eee~ Mouse is a host!

Citizens citizens come to the Square, drop off a sheep if you dare.

JUST DO IT.

But lazy lazy lazy citizens can watch the show live...

[Mouse sings.]

LE~T MOU~SE E~NTERTAI~N YOU~

[It is not very good singing.]

Gear 40

[The camera pans from the City to the nearest tentacle tip of the new Deity Office building where a pigeon flutters to land.]

PEW PEW PEW.

[A bright red laser fires several times, turning the pigeon into a burst of feathers before it can perch a single toe.]

Off off off! The office is too big for cleaning every day! STAY OFF.

[Mouse huffs. Then giggles. She waits for the next bird to challenge her....and the lasers.]

Gear 39

[Snowy screen, then focus on some rifts in the sky.]

Krrzrrsttchtzz.

[These particular rifts look a bit red.]

Fzzzsrgkkrszzz.

[Then...red splats on the lens.]

MOUSE IS BLEEDING?!?

[Oh wait. The lens is wiped clean to tilt towards a now messy Mouse.]

UMBRELLAS TO ALL BATTLE STATIONS. NOW.

Mouse is pink! Pink! Messy sticky gooey pink! It smells!

CITIZENS DO YOUR DUTY. PATCH. PATCH. PATCH.

[Sob.]

Mouse is all wet...

[ooc: Those red rifts are spilling blood on the City beginning now, 12:00am EST Dec 7! It will last till the end of the event on 11:59pm EST Dec 8. Feel free to have your characters getting dripped or rained on! It's not all over the City so players can avoid having their houses stained if they want to. Vampires and other blood drinkers take note: the blood might make them sick, from minor tummyaches to vomiting 83]

Gear 38

Tick tick tickety tock!

That's the sound of a different clo~ck.

Tock tock tockety tick!

Citizens parole and get out qu~ick.

Gear 37

WHERE HAVE ALL THE CRAYONS GONE?!

Gear 36

Bad citizens are bad.

First they don't let Mouse and friends take care of them.

The~n they get sick. Sick sick sick sick si~ck...!

Citizens know what comes next.

Or do they?

Listen up City

One hundred bottles of beer on the wall, one hundred bottles of beeeeeeeeeeeeeer, take one down and pass it around, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

One hundred bottles, ha~ve so~me. Drink it all while the month ticks away. A curse? Ne~ve~r. A decree? A~bso~lu~tely!

SO BE GOOD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!

Cry. Cry cry cry. All they do is cry.

Fine. Sharing is caring, if good citizens want to be good samaritans and drink for their friends then fine.

If they have to drink the jailbait juice then fine.

Where did the fun go?

Gear 35

O~h....

He~llo~ snow...!

[ooc: As of midnight, snow has started falling on the City. Characters can expect on and off medium snowfall for the rest of December, growing chillier and harder in January, and tapering off back to a light snowfall in mid February!]

Gear 34

Warden Nominations!

Ma~ke the~m ♥

-----

Death the Kid (

anti_symmetry)
Kurosaki Ichigo (

strawberried)
Ishida Uryuu (

anti_buttons)
Byakuran (

killing_sweep)
Maito Gai (

gohardwork)

( ooc )

Gear 33

PLACE YOUR BETS PLACE YOUR BETS!

Increase City funding! Winners are tax exempt!

For the month anyway and it's almo~st u~p ♥

Bentley Mark IV vs. Aston Martin DB5
Deathmobile vs. Batmobile
Doom Buggy vs. Dune Buggy
Drag-U-La vs. Black Beauty
Ford Thunderbird vs. The Mirthmobile
Herbie vs. General Lee
Hot Rod Lincoln vs. Mustang Sally
KITT vs. Eleanor
Lightning McQueen vs. Ecto-1
Little Deuce Coupe vs. Pink Cadillac
Mach 5 vs. The Shooting Star
Oscar Meyer Weinermobile vs. Red Bull Rocket
Pursuit Special vs. The Wraith
The Bluesmobile vs. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The DeLorean vs. Mini-Minor
The Mean Machine vs. The Compact Pussycat
The Melange vs. The X3
The Mystery Machine vs. The Clampettmobile
The Partridge Bus vs. Little Red Corvette
The Thunderhawk vs. Striped Tomato

Gambling is good.

Gear 32

[Accidental Voice Post ~~deities don't have accidents~~. Fzzt crackle pop.]

--EEeeEeeEeeeEeeEEEeeEee!!!

[Metal clanging and steam bursting.]

MOUSE DOESN'T KNOW DEFEAT.

IT ISN'T FAIR.

Gear 31

Not enough lifeboats? Not enough lifeboats?? Not enough citizens!!

For ants who missed their o~ppo~rtu~ni~ty...

A present in Xanadu!

[ooc: Yes, the deities put a Titanic slide in part of Xanadu. Thank Pixy for the photo!]

Gear 30

Voice Post//Transcription to Text//Soundwave Invasion

Did our pretty City enjoy their wishes??

[Fzzz! Crackle.]

Eeeeee... this is Uncle Paulie's job.

Okay ants, citizens, people of the City! Listen up!

WARDEN NOMINATIONS ARE ~~OPEN~~ CLOSED

Nominate your fearless leader! Nominate your friend! Nominate your family!

It doesn't mean they'll wi~n the ele~ctio~n...!

[Crackle crackle hsssst.]

Fine Fine you can nominate yourself too if you think you're up to it ♥

Nominations are clo~sed...!

( The Nominees )

[ooc: Characters are to nominate other characters (or themselves) ICly please, and in Mouse's entry. Keep in mind that only characters approved prior to March 30 can actually run in the election. The election will take place as a poll post on April 4. For the sake of efficiency, please include the LJ username of the character being nominated, all inclusion of usernames is automatically considered an OOC reference of course. And have fun!

Nominations are closed guys. Last one was accepted at 12:44am EST!]

Gear 29

Hee hee hee....

Today is the best day ♥

Gear 28

I'm laaaaaaate I'm laaaaaaate!

~~Please don't take it out of Mouse's payche~ck...~~

Now citizens, toys ♥?